Hillary Clinton, will you please go now!

Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
I don’t care how.
Hillary Clinton please go away!
Take a gas tax holiday
In your Zumble-Zay.
You can go by Troopergate.
You can go obliterate.
You can go triangulate.
Please, Hillary, accept your fate. Return to the Empire State.
Please go.
I don’t care how.
Go on a bucking bronc.
Go as a policy wonk.
Go as a gun totin’ gal.
Go as the working man’s pal.
Go as a bowler and a drinker
Go as a brawler and a stinker
I don’t care
If you
Go in a Whitewater canoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
You can go by Giraffe
You can go by calf
Take your artificial laugh
And your spontaneity staff
I don’t care.
Go with Paula
Go with Monica
Go with Gennifer with a G
Take anyone, as long as you flee.
Hillary Clinton
Don’t you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
You can go on
A flying mouse
You can go on
On a spruce grouse
You can dump the louse
And go an aggrieved spouse
Just leave our house
You can go by tryke
Or maybe hitch hike
If you like
You can go to Germany and proclaim the fourth Reich.
I don’t care how.
Hillary Clinton
Will you please
You can go in a pastry cart
Rejoin the board of Wal-Mart
Reaffirm your oddities
And trade commodities
Just depart.
Go on an anti-flag burning crusade.
Raise tariffs and restrain trade.
But GO, GO, GO.
End this charade.
Please Hillary!
Feel our pain.
Don’t remain.
Get on your way!
This very day.
Take you Rose billing file.
Take your practiced smile.
Take your Bosnian Snipers.
Take your campaign vipers.
You can go by Travelgate
… or private jet.
I don’t care how you go.
Just get!
Hillary Clinton!
I don’t care how.
Hillary Clinton
Will you please
I said
I prayed …
The time had come
But …
Hillary STAYED.

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