The Barefoot Bandit: I don't get it

Why is Colton Harris-Moore so popular? Shouldn't we be happy to see the 19-year-old fugitive in chains?

The Barefoot Bandit's capture is big news in the Northwest

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The Barefoot Bandit's capture is big news in the Northwest

Someone please convince me that I should care about the Barefoot Bandit. Colton Harris-Moore, the 19-year-old man from Camano Island who was recently caught in the Bahamas, has been allegedly breaking laws across the country — stealing planes, boats, cars, and money, and busting into people's homes and businesses. He's eluded the law for a couple of years after escaping from a halfway house. He has a long record and a troubled past.

Somehow, this has made him, according to some, a "folk hero." One with a Facebook fan page.

Perhaps it's his success at living off the grid, though, ironically, it's the Internet that made him a media phenom. Maybe part of the appeal is the reality-show quality of his globe-trotting survival tour.

But we're not talking about a latter-day Robin Hood here. This is not a guy stealing from the rich to give to the poor. There's no political cause, no righteous protest. He's no black-clad anarchist, no rebel, no revolutionary.

The "Free Colton" T-shirts make him sound like Che Guevara. Is the "Barefoot Bandit" a political prisoner? Please.

His victims are happy that he's been caught. But others are disappointed, and a defense fund has been started. And his mama has been quoted as encouraging him: "When the cops come and bother me that's when I think 'run Colton run, fly Colton fly.' I'm proud that he taught hisself how to fly," said his mom, Pam Kohler. She says her son will have an "entertainment lawyer" to represent their Hollywood interests.

How nice for "hisself."

You'd think those who believe in upholding the law are just a bunch of spoilsports.

From an Associated Press story:

"These people that support him, they've never been violated by having him break into their homes or businesses," said Joni Fowler, manager of a cafe on Orcas Island north of Seattle where Harris-Moore is accused of taking as much as $1,500. "Just knowing he has a huge network of supporters makes me really worry about the state of this country."

I'm with Joni Fowler on this. What's wrong with people?

It is true that ideologically there are some folks who don't believe property crime is really crime; it's screwing the insurance companies, or it's making a statement against the whole concept of private property. I suppose only in a society choking on overabundance would such an idea catch on. Stealing stuff from people with too much stuff: What's the real harm?

And people might be encouraged in this belief because so many police departments no longer take property crime very seriously. It's low on the totem pole for police response. Are our strapped police departments busting their balls to find out who smashed your windshield and stole your cell phone? How many cars do you have to steal before you do serious jail time?

And cynicism is understandable when Wall Street robbers sack the financial system and go unpunished ("some rob you with a six-gun, some with a fountain pen!"). Maybe they see the "Barefoot Bandit" as a kid who's getting some for the little guys everywhere.

But believe me, this guy is no populist Tom Joad.

He's no "wild child" or Huckleberry Finn.

He's no fugitive from injustice.

He's not even Sasquatch or D.B. Cooper.

What I see is the weird mythologizing of a punk.


About the Author

Knute Berger is Mossback, Crosscut's chief Northwest native. He also writes the monthly Grey Matters column for Seattle magazine and is a weekly Friday guest on Weekday on KUOW-FM (94.9). His newest book is Pugetopolis: A Mossback Takes On Growth Addicts, Weather Wimps, and the Myth of Seattle Nice, published by Sasquatch Books. In 2011, he was named Writer-in-Residence at the Space Needle and is author of Space Needle, The Spirit of Seattle (2012), the official 50th anniversary history of the tower. You can e-mail him at mossback@crosscut.com.

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Comments:

Posted Mon, Jul 12, 12:24 p.m. Inappropriate

The notion that crimes against property are insignificant is obscene. People give up their lives, in the sweat of their brows or the work of their minds, to produce the income that they use to buy their personal property. If you steal someone's property, you are stealing his life, bit by bit. The right to property is a basic natural right. Those who disparage such a right are usually those incapable of offering anything of value to society themselves. They are incapable of earning a wage. Their lives are, in an economic sense, worthless, because they have nothing of worth to offer others. Therefore, they see the fruits of others' labors as essentially worthless - it's all free for the taking. Such a mentality is dangerous to civilization because it makes those who engage in useful activities the prey of those who don't. Anyone who lauds this lawless looter declares, by his own worship of the thief, that he is at heart a thief himself; he merely lacks the initiative to live the philosophy he expounds. Predation becomes the ultimate virtue. So now these people have a hero!

Colton Harris-Moore: Leader of the slacker class. Lord of the incompetent non-producers. King of parasites.

dbreneman

Posted Mon, Jul 12, 12:48 p.m. Inappropriate

I've been following this story for a while. I have to admit I'm one of those 60,000 "fans" on facebook. Don't worry, I don't idolize him or think he's a hero, but I have to admit I love his story. Lets see if I can explain myself...

He's not Robin Hood, but Bonnie and Clyde.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonnie_and_Clyde

Those two stole way more and they even killed people. They were not the kind of folks you want your kids to grow up to be like, but to this day people remember their names because they were outlaws.

People are attracted to outlaws. I think its because modern life is so stable and so regulated that we all sometimes wonder what it would be like to live outside that system, living a life of chaos and anarchy. You spend enough time in a cubicle filling out TPS reports (or in a school desk being to what to do by a teacher) people romanticize those who rebel against the system and live outside it, regardless of the consequences. Is it immature? Of course it is, but its the same reason people like movies and TV shows about "good" criminals on the run like "Thelma & Louise" or "Firefly".

But he was more than just another outlaw, he was a survivalist. The guy lived in the woods for what, two years? Surviving on only what he could hunt, gather and steal? How many of us could honestly say we could do that? Very few.

What did he do when the heat got turned up? He didn't do something simple like steal a car or get a bus ticket, he STOLE A PLANE AND FLEW TO THE BAHAMAS. That's insane! It's like something out of a movie, but its 100% real.

People like this because its a good story. The people who idolize him are idiots, but you have to admit its a good story.

Jon Sayer

Posted Mon, Jul 12, 2:16 p.m. Inappropriate

I think people, including myself, compare him to other thieves, especially the white collar variety and admire his resourcefulness. What he has done is reprehensible but I tend to compare him to other criminals and unlike those other criminals he has skills and imagination, not just greed. So he's bad but not as bad as the others.

kieth

Posted Mon, Jul 12, 3:18 p.m. Inappropriate

Talk about striking a nerve, Colton Harris did most of his damage where my folks live, the south end of Camano Island. He had the whole Island in an uproar since you never knew if he was going to be in your house when you came home. Jon Sayer talks about being a survivalist living in the woods for two years. That is a Colton Harris myth. He spent almost all his time living in summer homes, he would break into one, stay there until the owners arrived, then move onto another home. As for Bonnie and Clyde, those were two small time thugs who couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. They looked for small towns to terrorize where they could kill a couple of people and get away with it. Much of what was stated by Jon Sayer was from the movie, I read the Wiki link and facts are not too abundant there. Again, they seem to be based on the movie.

Colton Harris is a bully and a thug who has manufactured with the help of his mother, a web of lies and deceit to make himself something he isn’t. To elevate him to folk hero status uses the same logic that others use for Osama bin Laden. To already have a book deal in the works speaks volumes as to the type of people he and his mother are. He is just a petty thief and thug who needs to spend some time in the big house where he will be knocked down to size. He spent many years terrorizing people the same way bin Laden has, not necessarily on the same scale but with the same tactics and the same result.

Posted Mon, Jul 12, 3:53 p.m. Inappropriate

The byline says Knute Berger, but are you sure Lou Guzzo didn't write this piece?

Posted Mon, Jul 12, 5:29 p.m. Inappropriate

Not sure what the big deal is either way. Does the national focus on this story offend some sort of Seattle Chamber-like "wish we were a world class city, hope people don't make fun of us" notion growing inside you Knute? That would be a little ironic.

Posted Mon, Jul 12, 7:54 p.m. Inappropriate

I think Knute gets it. He just doesn't agree with it.

I feel the same way about Mike McGinn.

Jan

Posted Tue, Jul 13, 6:40 a.m. Inappropriate

You didn't see this coming? The Barefoot Bandit is a product of the recession. At a time when we are all taking a beating from economic conditions that are out of our control there is one guy that has figured out how to beat the system. Did you notice the John Dillinger that came out recently? That was 90 years ago and they are still making movies about it. Colton Harris-Moore is the John Dillinger of our time, like it or not.

Posted Tue, Jul 13, 9:47 a.m. Inappropriate

Beat the system? As I comment, Harris-Moore has just appeared before a judge in the Bahamas. By the end of the week, he is likely to be back in Washington, facing a multitude of state charges and at least one federal charge. How exactly did he beat the system?

As for Dillinger, that movie was mildly entertaining. I'll bet, though, that for better or for worse, most people had forgotten about him until it came out. And if they're still making movies in 2100, I doubt any will be about the Barefoot Bandit.

Posted Tue, Jul 13, 4:39 p.m. Inappropriate

Thanks Knute for the link in your piece to the Weekly's Nov. 2009 write-up on HM's troubled past. The context is useful.

Is it surprising that anyone with a childhood as rough as his was (abusive/dysfunctional parents) would end up in trouble with the law, or addicted to drugs, or going on to hurt others? Not to me. At least it sounds like he managed to avoid addiction and violence himself -- a minor miracle. It doesn't excuse his crimes, but it makes me sympathetic to the human side of this titillating, but truly sad, story.

jsperry

Posted Wed, Jul 14, 4:53 p.m. Inappropriate

Colton Hariss-Moore - the bear cub who brought down along the American Economy, along with Black Americans....

Posted Thu, Jul 15, 7:03 p.m. Inappropriate

Mr. Berger sums it up very well. Rather than his comnments being charicteristic of "Seattle style" as some have remarked, I'd say the remarks from the faux-hipster excuse makers for the little a-hole are more in keeping with the tenor of the times around here. I'd like to point out that this little (big, actually...he's 6" 5"!) creep was carrying a gun during many of his "escapades" (aka "crimes") and I have no doubt he would have used it if he thought it necessary. And whoever posted the comment that the guy is worthy of some sort of respect because his crimes were more "creative" than those of the big-time corporate thieves...well, that's just silly. A pox on him AND on the big guys, too.

TaylorB1

Posted Sat, Jul 17, 11:51 a.m. Inappropriate

OK Knute, I have finally followed you all the way to Crosscut, and it was the Bandit who led me here...
If half of what his biography on wikipedia reads is true, then we should be glad he is just a squatter & thief and not a serial killer. I think society pushes people out & then they have to deal with it in their own way. It sounds to me like he was very lonely...
Also, it is fascinating to me in an age of constant connectivity, all this kid wanted was to get away- and more so that he was able to do it! Had he used a cell phone or car for very long, he would have been located by GPS. He learned to fly a plane with just then manual & then flew one all the way to the Bahamas from Indiana. How many people could do that?
I don't condone crime, but I also don't condone marginalising people. This guy deserves a chance to put his mind to good use.
I want to get away too. Viva Barefoot.

bryanlevi

Posted Sat, Jul 17, 6:43 p.m. Inappropriate

I used to watch Breaking Vegas on the History Channel, which profiles various people who have found ways to take advantage of the system in the casinos. They usually get caught, of course--otherwise there wouldn't likely be a show on it. Some of the schemes are legal, most are illegal. I found the show quite fascinating and perhaps for the same reason.

Putting aside the moral questions for the moment, it really does get to the Office Space / Fight Club fantasy that can strike such a chord in our society. It's the appeal of the exotic, that if only we had the courage, we really can strike out and live an exciting life, free of TPS reports, the hopeless job search, an uninspiring spouse, taxes, and the pesky rules of polite society.

When the bandit gets arrested, though, then reality sets in. It turns out that you can't just go ahead and live that way without consequences. That's disappointing. Oh well; back to the TPS reports.

Incidentally, my favorite historical figure has long been Teddy Roosevelt. Not just because of his politics, but because of his energy and courage to strike out on the Dakota Badlands, the San Juan Hills, the African savannas, and the Amazon. It was all legal, too.

Posted Sun, Jul 18, 7:39 p.m. Inappropriate

Thanks Knute for taking the time to say your piece for the rest of us nobodies. While other journalists play adventure writer, sidewalk philosopher, psycho sympathizer and love-that-jerk man baby, you alone call a spade a spade. How would any of these giving applause feel if their house was robbed, their favorite stuff stolen, their trust broken. Anyway, thanks for showing your colors. Thanks for not wasting our precious time with boring, bullshit reporting.

Posted Mon, Jul 19, 10:05 a.m. Inappropriate

Thank you all for the continued discussion on BB.
Does Colton bring to mind Holden Caulfield for anyone else? A less fortunate and more modern HC to be sure, but something about the alone-ness and inability to stay in society... maybe. Anyone care to remark on this?

bryanlevi

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