Revelations more stunning than WikiLeaks'

An attendee of the largest world's fair in history shares international information (recorded confidentially! And hitherto buried deep within his personal notebook!). Now, in Crosscut's largest data dump of the entire week, it is all made public.

Despite the presence of security guards at the expo, our man in Shanghai managed to transport home his notebooks containing international information.

Dave Fuller

Despite the presence of security guards at the expo, our man in Shanghai managed to transport home his notebooks containing international information.

This year, I attended the world expo in Shanghai, China, a gathering of 190 nations and 73 million attendees. I participated as a private citizen in June, and returned in October as a member of the delegation from the Bureau of International Expositions (BIE). 

I've written a number of stories about the expo experience, but not all the facts picked up made it into my stories. In the spirit of WikiLeaks, therefore, I here dump some of the vital foreign information I gleaned from national and corporate pavilions, hoping to add to the spirit of diplomatic transparency. Make of these startling revelations what you will.

Don't tell the Aztecs:

The Dutch can make artificial obsidian out of waste products.

Pre- or Post-Global Warming?

Kinshasa, Congo is known as "The Garden City of the Sub-Sahara."

Tiger in your tank:

When it comes to gasoline, Zanzibar is still trying to go unleaded.

Obama's brand?

In Lesotho, there's a bottled water called "Mohope."

A little less than the GDP of Micronesia:

The Saudi Arabian pavilion cost $192 million.

A three-hour junket?

Descendants of ancient Chinese shipwreck survivors live on the coast of Kenya.

Not everyone's on board with the Drug War:

In Bolivia, there's a saying: "Coca is everything."

It looks like a macadamia nut:

The Hungarians have invented a new 3-dimensional geometric object called the GÖombÖc.

Everyone's somewhere:

Brunei's slogan is "Gateway to Borneo."

Win the battle, lose the war:

Appropriately, the term "Pyrrhic victory" refers to a battle fought in Albania.

And I thought it was Fremont:

San Marino is the smallest and oldest republic in the world.

Pocket change:

In Brunei, a bronze cannon-shaped like a crocodile was once used as currency.

And there are none speaking Esperanto:

Lichtenstein is the last German-speaking monarchy.

As opposed to all those other Caribbean morons?

Dominican Republic's slogan is "Intelligent Tropical Lifestyle."

Don't dispute it if you haven't been there:

Vanuatu says, "Stop for awhile at the happiest place on earth."

Especially if you're on a weight-loss program:

North Korea says it's a "Paradise for people."

It's now called "English-as-a-second-language Bay":

For over 50 percent of Vancouver, B.C.'s population, English is not their mother tongue.

Don't tell the Taliban:

Afghanistan's slogan "Land of Opportunities and Resources."

Just a steppe away:

Tallinn, Estonia is the closest EU capital to Beijing.

Perhaps they were tired of internet Yahtzee:

According to a sign in the Algerian pavilion, the game of dominoes evolved from dice.

He was the first to write about vampires:

Slovenia's intellectual hero is Janez Vajkard Valvasor, the 17th-century "polymath of Carniola."

Jimmy Carter once declared he would make love to the Polish people:

Slovenia's slogan is "I feel Slovenia."

Perhaps we now know who conceived Seattle's downtown tunnel schedule too:

The ancient Persian king, Darius the Great, first ordered the digging of the Suez canal.

Runners-up to the Belgian Waffle:

Products introduced to the public at world's fairs: elevator, phone, steam, plough, hot dog, Wrigley's gum, x-ray machine, TV, nylon stocking, and the zipper.


About the Author

Knute Berger is Mossback, Crosscut's chief Northwest native. He also writes the monthly Grey Matters column for Seattle magazine and is a weekly Friday guest on Weekday on KUOW-FM (94.9). His newest book is Pugetopolis: A Mossback Takes On Growth Addicts, Weather Wimps, and the Myth of Seattle Nice, published by Sasquatch Books. In 2011, he was named Writer-in-Residence at the Space Needle and is author of Space Needle, The Spirit of Seattle (2012), the official 50th anniversary history of the tower. You can e-mail him at mossback@crosscut.com.

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Comments:

Posted Tue, Dec 7, 8:35 a.m. Inappropriate

Revelation correction #1: Tallinn is the capital of Estonia, not Lithuania. (Brought to you as a public service by the WikiLeaks truth squad...)

Patrick Long

patrickl

Posted Tue, Dec 7, 8:59 a.m. Inappropriate

Doh! Thanks for the correction. While visiting the Estonian pavilion, I drank a few glasses of Tallinn, a tasty alcoholic beverage that goes down too easily, and makes everything look like... Lithuania.

Posted Tue, Dec 7, 11:38 a.m. Inappropriate

I'm curious, Knute... who picked up the tab for your trips to Shanghai?

BlueLight

Posted Tue, Dec 7, 1:42 p.m. Inappropriate

San Marino will no doubt attempt extradition for suggesting they are small, Fremont will be unhappy being mistaken for San Marino ... nice to have known you Knute ... send postcards.

chazbear

Posted Tue, Dec 7, 3:22 p.m. Inappropriate

Bluelight: I took two trips, the first paid for by me; the second hosted by the Bureau of International Expositions in Paris.

Posted Tue, Dec 7, 9 p.m. Inappropriate

And why would the Bureau of International Expositions in Paris pay your way to Shanghai? And where do they get their money?

BlueLight

Posted Wed, Dec 8, 12:05 a.m. Inappropriate

Background on the BIE can be found at their website:
http://www.bie-paris.org/site/en.html

They are supported by dues of member states (some 150+ countries; the USA is not currently a member).

Summits, Conferences and Forums are often held in connection with world's fairs, such as this year's summit in Shanghai, and the BIE invites guests who are interested in expos, including diplomats, academics and journalists.

Posted Wed, Dec 8, 8:17 a.m. Inappropriate

And - as a journalist - do you then write in furtherance of your benefactor's agenda? In exchange for the gifts they have bestowed upon you?

BlueLight

Posted Wed, Dec 8, 8:19 a.m. Inappropriate

And by the way, Knute, I'm "interested in expos". Next time you talk to the Bureau of International Expositions in Paris can you see if they'll extend the same "invitation" to me?

BlueLight

Posted Wed, Dec 8, 2:26 p.m. Inappropriate

BlueLight - I'm sure that if the BIE is looking for an expert in reactionary food fights you'll be at the top of their list.

chazbear

Posted Wed, Dec 8, 4:12 p.m. Inappropriate

From your fingers to God's ears, chaz! You think they would let me give a presentation on Journalism Ethics?

BlueLight

Posted Wed, Dec 8, 4:28 p.m. Inappropriate

God stopped listening to me a long time ago, no matter what I threw.

If it was your intention to question the authors 'journalistic ethics' you could do it directly, and back it up with facts, rather than rely on transparent insinuation.

By the way, I hear Faux News is looking to hire ...

chazbear

Posted Wed, Dec 8, 4:51 p.m. Inappropriate

Ah, the Fox News stratagem. Straight from the Party Playbook.

I did question the author's journalistic ethics, Chaz.

He hasn't answered me.

BlueLight

Posted Wed, Dec 8, 4:56 p.m. Inappropriate

BTW.. I hear NPR is looking to hire, too. They're trying to fill Juan William's spot.

BlueLight

Posted Thu, Dec 9, 10:24 a.m. Inappropriate

We are completely satisfied with Knute Berger's disclosure here and elsewhere of how his trips were conducted. Indeed, we are glad that readers have the benefit of his incisive writings and the information to put into whatever context they may wise.

Beyond that, as an editor, it is a pleasure to present such well-informed, adult commentary, rather than bland journalism where disentanglement can sometimes become an excuse for involvement in the larger community and world. Knute went and talked to a group dedicated to building connections around the world? Great, in my view. He's one of the world's experts on international expositions.

But perhaps someone wants to complain that he is consorting with a group is headquartered in, is it France? Fine. He has provided the information that facilitates that, too.

Posted Thu, Dec 9, 10:33 a.m. Inappropriate

No, Joe, it is not that he is consorting with a group that is headquartered in, is it, France. It is that he is being gifted by an organization that he is, then, writing about/for. Your paper (what should we call it?) publishes a steady stream of articles advocating governmental policies and taxations. Your readers should know whether these articles come from a fourth-estate minded press that is serving the citizens or from a bought-out propagandist that is serving those who will pay for his next vacation.

BlueLight

Posted Thu, Dec 9, 10:46 a.m. Inappropriate

and, understand, I am not singling out Knute, personally. I notice Publicola seems to be a mouthpiece for Sightline Institute, recently, and is actively working to further that organization's agenda. The people, having their old press utterly fail them, now seem to be having their "new media" fail them, too.

Meet the new boss...

BlueLight

Posted Thu, Dec 9, 11:10 a.m. Inappropriate

I am a freelance writer; Crosscut requires that we disclose any potential conflicts, but encourages us to write about our areas of interest and expertise. I indicated in my story about my fall trip to Shanghai that I was a guest of the BIE (they covered airfare and lodging) for the summit. On both trips, I went as a private citizen, no press credentials. However, it was clear the BIE asked me because I am one of the few writers who has written about expos on a consistent basis over the years. It was a great opportunity to see a modern expo operation from the inside. They've had absolutely no say or influence over what I write, pro or con, about anything. I am, however, fascinated by world's fairs, and have been since I attended Century 21 in 1962, and will continue to attend and write about them.

Posted Thu, Dec 9, 11:42 a.m. Inappropriate

And I will - and I hope my fellow citizens will also - continue to scrutinize those serving our fourth-estate. I appreciate your willingness to discuss the issue, Knute (and Joe). Too often (in my experience), when faced with uncomfortable questions the professional press avoids rather than engages. You get props for - at least - not doing that. Can you answer a question for me? It would really be helpful to get an "insider's" take on this as we try to understand the new media world.

Do you see yourself as a traditional fourth-estate watchdog? Or do you see yourself more as an advocate for a specific governmental agenda?

BlueLight

Posted Fri, Dec 10, 11:17 a.m. Inappropriate

And one last question, Knute: You are a freelance writer. I've read Crosscut's "about" section. They pay up to $350 for a story. The Seattle Post Globe recently was taking donations to fund an investigative report into something or other. It made me wonder... do you take requests? If I pay Crosscut's $350 fee, can I request a subject for an article?

BlueLight

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