Washington’s Biggest [Expletive] Newspaper
Once proper to the point of prudery, Fairview Fanny quietly loosens up and lets some of it hang out.
Warning: this article makes frequent use of words usually considered unfit to appear in a family newspaper. That’s because this article is about the incidence of such words in a family newspaper — specifically, The Seattle Times.
On March 3, the Times’ Sunday magazine, Pacific Northwest, published a profile of Carrie Brownstein of Sleater-Kinney and Portlandia fame. Penned by long-time music writer Paul de Barros, the article was entertaining and nicely observed, as readers of de Barros (and of Pacific Northwest features, generally) have come to expect, although it was a bit late to the party.
Brownstein and/or IFC, the cable channel where Portlandia is a breakout hit, have a good publicist. Perhaps several. When the sketch comedy series debuted its second season a few months ago, Brownstein was thoroughly overexposed by adoring, almost simultaneous profiles in The New York Times and The New Yorker. I know this because I read every word. Brownstein — and I say this with the highest respect for her riot-grrrl musicianship and obvious intelligence — is about the cutest cult celebrity to come along since Janeane Garofalo, plus not as angry, you know what I mean?
But I digress. Reading the Seattle Times profile, I was brought up short by the beginning of a quote from her: “And just so you don’t think I’m a total asshole…” Hmmm. You don’t see that word every day coming from what used to be called Fairview Fanny. (A new nickname is in order now that the Times has moved around the corner onto Denny Way, but inventing one is hardly worth the bother given the diminished stature and impact of newspapers in general.)
Or have I just never noticed before? Has the paper eased its standards regarding the use of profanity? Now that no one under the age of 50 pays for news, has the whole concept of a “family newspaper,” decorous lest it deform young minds, become obsolete? On the other hand, what about those of us over 50, whose sensibilities were formed in a more strait-laced era? Has the Times no regard for its dwindling, increasingly doddering band of non-freeloading readers and our antiquated notions of decency?
(By this stage in any article that verges on media criticism, the writer must fully disclose any associations with the people or institutions under discussion. So, here goes. My daughter was friendly with the oldest daughter of Kathy Andrisevic, editor of Pacific Northwest, when they went to the same day care 25 years ago. Also in stunning proof of my decrepitude, I’ve been acquainted with Paul de Barros for more than 30 years since he and I wrote for the original incarnation of Seattle Weekly, whose writers and editors did not insert the word “shit” or “ass” into every other sentence as the current staff does now.)
A principal benefit of the Internet is that it lets you avoid doing something worthwhile and instead indulge idle curiosity. To track whether the Times is working blue, I recently typed various swear words into the search box on its website. (Now I’m a little worried that Google was tracking me, and I’ll be seeing some disturbing online ads whenever I browse.)
It turns out there is a trend toward the use of certain impolite words in the Times, although others apparently are still taboo. “Asshole,” singular or plural, has popped up 13 times since the Times began its digital archive in 1990. A narrow majority, seven of these instances including the Brownstein quote, have appeared just since 2010. This may be the Times simply holding up a mirror to a coarsening culture. Notably, each instance of “asshole” appeared in a direct quote or a title. All four uses of the word in 2010 were in bestseller lists that included a book by Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First.
But it seems likely that editors also have eased up on bowdlerizing some quotes and perhaps other references. The Times has searchable archives of scanned editions of the paper prior to 1990 all the way back to 1900, although the search results are not as reliable as with the digital library. In those 90 years, it appears that “asshole” was used in the Times only twice. Both uses were in 1974 in quotes from Richard Nixon as recorded on the White House tapes. Understandably, the editors decided to publish some of the flavor of Nixon’s diction, as in the president’s pithy analysis of U.S.-Canada relations: “That asshole Trudeau is something else.” But these uses of “asshole” stand alone prior to 1991, which would seem to indicate that their publication was an extraordinary exception to the paper’s prim standards, which have relaxed since.
Compare, for example, the paper’s occasional use of “asshole” today with its reaction to The Last American Virgin, a movie comedy released in 1982. To protect its readers, the Times changed the title in ads to “The Last American Nice Girls.” (Odd, partly because the virgin in the movie was a boy.) Advertising standards are different from news standards, but certainly times have changed and so has the Times.
How does it handle vulgarities such as George Carlin’s seven words you can’t say on TV? To discuss them without sounding like Richard Nixon, I’ll give them numerical identifiers (these are the same as "numbers," for those of you outside academe): 1. “shit” 2. “piss” 3. “fuck” 4. “cunt” 5. “cocksucker” 6. “motherfucker” 7. "tits.”
And the winner for Best Picture is… Words 5 and 6 do not turn up in the Seattle Times digital archive or the earlier, scanned archive. About the other words, the pre-digital record is murky, as searches for short words in the scanned archive bring up many erroneous hits involving words like “shut” and “pass.” It’s also hard to tell whether word 7 is gaining acceptance in the digital era, as it has appeared hundreds of times in non-mammary contexts such as “tit-for-tat,” a favorite trope in coverage of the Middle East.
Thankfully and despite the cultural influence of Rush Limbaugh, word 4 is apparently still verboten. It has appeared only once since 1990 and only in a typo where the word “cut” obviously was intended. Word 3 has penetrated, so to speak, only once and only online, in a blog post about the music lineup for the 2010 Capitol Hill Block Party, which included a band by the name of Holy [Word 3].
Aside from “asshole,” which we already over-discussed, evidence of loosening standards at the Times comes primarily from the incidence of two other no-no’s. Insofar as the paper uses them, I will too: “shit” and “piss.” The former has appeared 21 times since 1990, more than half since 2006 and invariably in quotes. The latter word, which has appeared 163 times in the digital era, exploded in 2010 after Seattle police officer Shandy Cobane was videotaped threatening a man lying on a concrete sidewalk. The Times took a nuanced approach in quoting Cobane precisely thus: “I’m going to beat the [expletive] Mexican piss out of you, homey. You feel me?”
Evidently, Times editors will go only so far to give readers the unvarnished truth. They hold the line against Anglo-Saxon terms for sexual acts, but have become more tolerant of such terms for some body parts and bodily functions. In the decade before the Cobane altercation, the Times used “piss” twice as often as it did in the 1990s.
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Posted Thu, Mar 22, 2:52 a.m. Inappropriate
Knute, you certainly were around to read The Helix, which printed words Mr. Brewster is too civil to employ himself or under his former paper's banner* (See 1-6). Heck (0), that's a subject worth a post in itself. Seattle readers have had easy access to naval vocabulary in their newsprint at least since then. Let's not forget that The Times also published ads for porno films for a couple of years before deciding they were above such things in the late 70's. Good work on the sifting, though. And your opinion on the online comments are is on the mark, although sometimes it makes me glad to have a window in the hearts of so many of my fellow citizens, it's good to be reminded that Seattle nice is merely a veneer. Disappointing not to see your estimate on when the presses stop, leaving The Stranger, Seattle's Only Newspaper, as Seattle's last newspaper.
*Concerning that banner, that was a bit of a get-off-my-lawn rant, it's still a bit early in your career for that. Mossback ain't Andy Rooney. Yet.
Posted Thu, Mar 22, 7:30 a.m. Inappropriate
I encourage my children to read the newspaper, but some of the ads in the sports section are definitely not things grade school kids need to see. It would be interesting to have an article about how ad policy has changed over the years.
Posted Thu, Mar 22, 8:30 a.m. Inappropriate
At my site (miscmedia.com) I suggested a new nickname for the erstwhile Fairview Fanny: "The Bore On Boren."
Posted Thu, Mar 22, 9:36 a.m. Inappropriate
Word #4 most definitely appeared in the Seattle Times! A few years ago, I was reading the Times' lists of the "top ten" bestselling books in the various Seattle bookstores. One of the top ten bestsellers from the Bailey/Coy bookstore on Capitol Hill was "(#4)." I was so amazed that I showed it to my wife. You can Google the book, but (no surprise) you'll get a lot of other suggestions.
Posted Thu, Mar 22, 10:03 a.m. Inappropriate
It's a quote, and to delete, disquise, or otherwise replace a word is to mischarachterize the person being quoted. Maybe Fairview Fanny's reporting is more accurate these days.
Posted Thu, Mar 22, 10:13 a.m. Inappropriate
So the Times is apparently attempting to be what it thinks others will view as hip? There is so much wrong with the Times that this additional demonstration of how out of touch it is hardly merits a sentence, let alone this whole piece. I do, however, share the writer's feelings that a newspaper should present an example of decorum, whether or not anyone under 50 still reads it.
The sad thing here is that as much as I have loved starting my day with a newspaper for most of my life, I find the Times SO bad--so biased, so devoted to Ryan Blethen's insatiable drive to inflict his personal opinions and philosophies on us whether we want them or not--that I just had to let go and give up on subscribing to the remaining local newspaper after my beloved P-I folded.
Despite the Times's attempts to be hip, if I buy one, whether by subscription or on the newsstand, the first thing I do is throw out the sports section, in which I have absolutely no interest. The next things I toss are all or almost all of the advertising circulars for places I will never shop for things I will never buy. After that go the classified ads, which as we all know have been superseded by craigslist.
Before I let my subscription lapse, I pleaded with them to allow me to subscribe to only those parts of the paper in which I had any interest (ignoring the fact that I skip even however many pages in the A section as are devoted to crap & drone about the Middle East & Republicans), and to adjust the very high price downwards to let me pay only for what I might read. No way, said the Times. Goodbye, then, said I. I just cannot justify paying for paper that I will immediately toss. I buy toilet paper for that and at least it gives me some utility before I flush it away. Not so most of the Times.
Unlike some others, I would still pay for a newspaper like the P-I, but I suspect there's nothing the Times could do to get me back beyond giving it to me free, and probably not then since I'd still have to pay for all the paper I would be tossing to be carted away. Certainly loosening editorial standards to put words like "asshole" into print, particularly when they don't relate to Ryan Blethen as I know him from his written words, will not be enough to sway me.
Posted Thu, Mar 22, 10:39 a.m. Inappropriate
When Times arts editor Bob Longino was faced with Jim Emerson's interview with Divine in the '80s, in which Emerson reflected on the oddness of having lunch with a guy who won fame by munching dog do in John Waters' Pink Flamingos, Longino forearmed himself against bluenose bosses by retrieving John Hartl's review of Pink Flamingos ca. 1972, which mentioned the munching, so that, if challenged, Longino could say, "Are you saying Seattle is more shockable now than in 1972?" Wise. But times had changed, and no complaint was heard.
But at The Oregonian in the '90s, the copy department forbade the word "feisty," because it allegedly referred to dog farts in Chaucer's time. This is the same copy department that changed the word "Lowery organ" (in a James Marcus review concerning Garth Hudson of The Band and the distinctive sound said organ imparted) to "Hammond organ," because the copy editor had never heard of a Lowery organ, but had heard of a Hammond organ.
Posted Thu, Mar 22, 4:48 p.m. Inappropriate
I eagerly await the followup to this article, titled "AND GET OFF MY LAWN!"
Posted Thu, Mar 22, 10:31 p.m. Inappropriate
Well! I certainly didn't expect to see words 1 - 7 in an organ (fnarr fnarr...) of Crosscut's pedigree - not the kind of online content I'd want my butler or housemaid to read.
Posted Fri, Mar 23, 10:12 a.m. Inappropriate
"But these uses of 'asshole' stand alone prior to 1991, which would seem to indicate that their publication was an extraordinary exception to the paper's prim standards, which have relaxed since."
Not exactly. Don't forget your plurals. For example, in 1982, in an article on killer John Frederick Anderson, they ran a quote that included the word 'assholes':
http://classifiedhumanity.com/post/19787049998/seattle-times-profanity
Posted Fri, Mar 23, 11:36 a.m. Inappropriate
Nice to read Barry Mitzman again. The Times is in desperation mode, descending into the pathetic but, here's the sad part: we'll all be worse off when it's gone.
Posted Sun, Mar 25, 8:17 p.m. Inappropriate
Meanwhile, I recently heard a local TV anchor report that Rush Limbaugh called someone "the S word".
Does anyone in Seattle still maintain The Lame List?
Posted Sun, Mar 25, 8:17 p.m. Inappropriate
Meanwhile, I recently heard a local TV anchor report that Rush Limbaugh called someone "the S word".
Does anyone in Seattle still maintain The Lame List?
Posted Sun, Mar 25, 8:18 p.m. Inappropriate
if so, add my accidental double post to it. sorry.
Posted Sun, Mar 25, 10:26 p.m. Inappropriate
I swear like a construction worker when I'm not working with clients.
But I am sick to death of hearing swearing in public spaces (malls, restaurants, the sidewalks) and reading swear words in news media.
Rare exceptions are appreciated, very rare exceptions.
Posted Tue, Mar 27, 8:25 a.m. Inappropriate
Blue Light, it is easy to click on edit tab that appears on the date line of your message to delete the 2nd post.
Posted Fri, Mar 30, 2:54 p.m. Inappropriate
Put an F-word on it!
Posted Fri, Mar 30, 2:56 p.m. Inappropriate
Put an F-word on it!
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