Humor: Hansen's Arena runs into the diversity meter
The Seattle City Council has come up with a killer app for evaluating the NBA proposal.
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Chris Hansen’s proposal to build a new NBA arena in SoDo faces a new obstacle — diversity. Charging that the NBA does little to encourage diversity, the Seattle City Council has demanded any professional basketball team moving to Seattle file an affirmative action plan to promote and increase diversity within its workforce.
Councilperson Nick Licata, the resolution’s sponsor, stated that increased diversity would enhance both social justice and the performance of a Seattle NBA team.
“Diversity gives a competitive edge to any organization,” he stated. “Diversity coalesces different talents using different sets of skills to work towards a common goal. This ignites employee loyalty and increases productivity.
“With diversity many more solutions will arise as every individual contributes his unique cognitive, operating, and problem-solving skills. The enhanced communications encourage new attitudes and processes that profit the whole team.” Licata's remarks drew a standing ovation.
At a council hearing, the resolution was enthusiastically endorsed by representatives of the University Club, St. Mark's Episcopal Cathedral, Seattle Golf Club, Sunset Club, Seattle Tennis Club, and the Daughters of the American Revolution.
The resolution will also apply to any NHL hockey team and specificially prohibits discrimination against the toothful.
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Comments:
Posted Fri, Aug 10, 7:50 a.m. Inappropriate
Weak, very weak.
Posted Fri, Aug 10, 8:34 a.m. Inappropriate
What the heck: "specificially prohibits discrimination against the toothful."?
Posted Fri, Aug 10, 9:15 a.m. Inappropriate
Well, guess we're not getting an NHL team.
Posted Fri, Aug 10, 10:06 a.m. Inappropriate
Suppose we did mandate diversity on professional sports teams. Think the level of play would go up or down?
Posted Fri, Aug 10, 11:54 a.m. Inappropriate
The list of representative attendees at the Council hearing (which I presume is a joke) is most humorous part of the article.
Posted Sun, Aug 12, 6:40 a.m. Inappropriate
How about Crosscut begins to support some real diversity by printing someone who can write humor.
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