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Can legal weed save pizza and ice cream parlors?

With the invention of period-free contraceptives, junk food is on a slippery slope. Will the proliferation of legal marijuana save the day?

Pizzerias, chocolatiers, ice cream parlors and other vendors of high-cal, high-carb foods have been facing a quiet crisis that could reach epidemic proportions in next few years: More and more women are choosing not to have a monthly cycle. No public statistics are available on the economics of menstrual munchies, but even a quick search on the term would be enough to convince your average industry analyst: When it comes to keeping snack food producers in the black, women “in the red” have been more than pulling their weight.

According to trickle-down economic theory, and in fact according to most growth advocates, any kind of consumption, whether it’s econo-sized bags of chips or Ben & Jerry’s in pints, is an unmitigated good. But at least one stream of sweet, salty, rich economic goodness may be evaporating.   

Twelve years ago, Malcolm Gladwell wrote a New Yorker article titled “John Rock’s Error” that made a few ripples and then faded away. In it, Gladwell lined up evidence that there isn’t and never has been a medical reason for women on hormonal contraception to bleed every month. He cited research suggesting that the modern pattern — almost four hundred menstrual cycles over a lifetime — is not the historical norm and has some real health downsides. Ever since the advent of the pill, there have been women who used it to manage problem periods and doctors who advised that some simply throw away the placebo week.

Then, three years ago, the FDA approved an IUD to reduce bleeding by an average of 90 percent without everyday pill popping. Now rings and shots are also being marketed as bleed-free options for females who can’t remember every-day pills. (Male or female, who can?)  “No need to bleed” may be reaching a viral tipping point, which could be a tragedy for a jobs sector that spans from small family businesses like Dago Dan’s Pizza, where I got my first paycheck, to such icons of corporate America as Frito-Lay and Hershey’s. 

One husband, Humanist podcast producer Rich Lyons, noticed an article on the topic and publically flagged it on Facebook for his wife: “I hope Deanna Joy looks into this....” She responded with surprising aplomb: “Thanks, darling, I will! I turn completely insane once a month. And crave pizza. And ice cream.” Their online exchange illustrates how very open the conversation has become. It also raises concerns for another jobs sector that has been a source of middle class livelihood for me in the past: family mental health.

Marital conflict tends to be cyclical for a variety of reasons, hormones being just one. But since men are hormonal from adolescence on, steady state, any hormonal contribution to conflict relies largely on females. With pregnancy rates (and related mood swings) dropping, the monthly cycle could be thought of as an industry mainstay.

But the monthly cycle is up against some heavy hitters: pop culture blogs like Jezebel and social media like Tumblr (I hate periods). Seeing the trend, Gladwell re-issued his ground-breaker in his latest book, What the Dog Saw.

The economic implications are broad. Whether you believe in trickle down or middle out economics, economists agree that when activity dries up in one sector, it affects others. My friend Darcy is part of a small cottage industry in handmade boutique chocolates. “My chocolate-making money is my travel money!” she says. “It never occurred to me that by getting an IUD and telling all my friends about it I might be indirectly undermining my ability to sell chocolate and save up for really great vacations!”

Fortunately, Darcy lives in Seattle, where recreational marijuana use became legal as of December 6. The effects of legalization on use are as yet unclear, as both regulatory processes and social effects will emerge in coming months. Some factors suggest that carb and fat producers like Darcy might see a boost in sales; others not. Among young adults in Washington state, weed is already so widely available that legalization is thought unlikely to increase recreational use much. 


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Comments:

Posted Fri, Dec 21, 12:19 p.m. Inappropriate

Pot legalization will only have a tokin' effect on candy sales.

woofer

Posted Fri, Dec 21, 1:38 p.m. Inappropriate

A long time ago, I delivered for Domino's Pizza. If I made a delivery to a place that reeked of pot early in my shift, I could just about count on going back with another order, later. The stoners were great tippers, too. "Keep the change, man" they would say as they gave me a twenty to pay for a $8.99 order...

orino

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