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But before I get to that, there’s this: According to Natalie Angier, The New York Times’ nonpareil science writer, bugs give gifts, as in insects bestow presents on other insects.
Sex is often the driver of this generosity. The male scorpionfly pretty much has one thing on his mind when he coughs up a protein-packed spitball for his favorite girl. Ditto the garden spider who wanders around the woods waving a gift-wrapped (in silk) insect — at great peril to himself, mind you, since the burden makes the spider 60 percent slower.
The impulse to exchange these so-called “nuptial” —and other — gifts “is ancient, transcultural and by no means limited to Homo sapiens,” writes Angier. Bugs, spiders, molluscs, birds, bonobos, they all do it. So why not you?
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