I'm not a SLUT, I'm not a SLUT, I'm a Streetcar!

I have my own website! I'm very streamlined and clean and good-looking! I am full of enthusiasm! Everywhere!! Is Mike! running for governor again?
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The Seattle Streetcar on Westlake Avenue, Nov. 26, 2007. (Chuck Taylor)

I have my own website! I'm very streamlined and clean and good-looking! I am full of enthusiasm! Everywhere!! Is Mike! running for governor again?

See, there's my good friend and supporter Mayor Nickels right on the home page. I don't care what that silly Knute Berger says, it's nice to have a friend in high places. I have other friends, too, like everyone at Vulcan, but we don't have to talk about that on my Web site, now, do we? Just like in the News section. Seattle Streetcar in the News! Streetcars in the Media! And not a mention of SLUT. "If you build it, they will come" and "If you ignore it, the t-shirts won't sell." So there. Here let's watch a movie!. Now that was fun! I got to fly over the streetcar and into the city, instead of really sitting in it at all those streetlights on Westlake and taking in the sights and smells of my fellow passengers, just like I have to every day on the bus. No negatives, now. You and I both know I'm kind of cute. Oh, but be careful when you park. As we say on the site: When parking along the streetcar route, park fully within the solid white lines. Make sure all side mirrors are with in the white lines and check for approaching streetcars before opening your vehicle doors. Let's avoid any potential whoopsies!

  

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